All I Want for Christmas...

is this. Maybe Santa will surprise me and bring me two tasers, then two people can be cops when the neighbors and I play "Cops and Protesters." Maybe even my friends will give me tasers so we can all play "Riot Police." If you've never played, here's how-- Gather a group of your cronies, give each of them a taser and a Anti-Riot Shield, if you don't have a taser, any non-lethal weapon will do, head to a crowded place, like a mall, and just start shooting innocent bystanders. It's a blast!! Why do you think cops like doing it so much?

Hilarity can be found anywhere, even in the Tora Bora that is brutality. (if you didn't get that, keep fishin')

I'm out like balls in a speedo... nice visual, I know.

...and you're welcome, carpe comedy